Spring 2005 Fanboy Alert!
Verdammt!
OMG. I can't wait.
I'm going wet with Fanboy pleasure. ;-p
I hope Lucas (The Devil to most of the Original Trilogy fans for his constant 'updating' of Ep. 4-6) DOES NOT fuck up Ep. 3 : Revenge of the Sith.
He turned Ep. 1 into a kiddie road trip movie (with the dumbest scriptwriting EVER ! eg: "Are you an Angel?" 8 yr old Anakin's lame-ass pick up line to a 14 yr old Amidala).
Then proceeded to make Ep. 2 a cross between an episode of Dawson's Creek ("This is ALL Obi Wan's fault, he's holding me back!" as Anakin throws a hissy fit) and a regular Hindustan movie (who's bright idea was it to have Anakin and Amidala 'romantically' roll around a hill on Naboo?!)
LESS political intrigue and machinations please (I know Senator Palpatine, the soon to be Emperor and current Darth Sidious) is a manipulating bastard, but don't spend one hour of every movie showing him setting up his political ascension.
AND MORE bloody lightsaber duels......and use less CGI please Lucas !
Peter Jackson managed to use a blend of real life actors and CGI to make the war scenes in LoTR more believeable. Stop masturbating with the CGI machine and use a good blend of real actors, good ol' Hollywood make-up & special effects and CGI for fuck's sake !
In the mean time, tremble before the pics of the one and true Dark Lord of Sith : Darth Vader.
P.S. Is it just me or is Anakin Skywalker's hairdo starting to resemble Luke Skywalker's from Ep. 4? And Ewan Mcgregor's Obi Wan Kenobi sure does look a lot like Sir Alec Guiness' Obi Wan with that bushy beard action going on.....
Heh heh.
OMG. I can't wait.
I'm going wet with Fanboy pleasure. ;-p
I hope Lucas (The Devil to most of the Original Trilogy fans for his constant 'updating' of Ep. 4-6) DOES NOT fuck up Ep. 3 : Revenge of the Sith.
He turned Ep. 1 into a kiddie road trip movie (with the dumbest scriptwriting EVER ! eg: "Are you an Angel?" 8 yr old Anakin's lame-ass pick up line to a 14 yr old Amidala).
Then proceeded to make Ep. 2 a cross between an episode of Dawson's Creek ("This is ALL Obi Wan's fault, he's holding me back!" as Anakin throws a hissy fit) and a regular Hindustan movie (who's bright idea was it to have Anakin and Amidala 'romantically' roll around a hill on Naboo?!)
LESS political intrigue and machinations please (I know Senator Palpatine, the soon to be Emperor and current Darth Sidious) is a manipulating bastard, but don't spend one hour of every movie showing him setting up his political ascension.
AND MORE bloody lightsaber duels......and use less CGI please Lucas !
Peter Jackson managed to use a blend of real life actors and CGI to make the war scenes in LoTR more believeable. Stop masturbating with the CGI machine and use a good blend of real actors, good ol' Hollywood make-up & special effects and CGI for fuck's sake !
In the mean time, tremble before the pics of the one and true Dark Lord of Sith : Darth Vader.
P.S. Is it just me or is Anakin Skywalker's hairdo starting to resemble Luke Skywalker's from Ep. 4? And Ewan Mcgregor's Obi Wan Kenobi sure does look a lot like Sir Alec Guiness' Obi Wan with that bushy beard action going on.....
Heh heh.
The Soon-to-be Sith Lord, Darth Vader
posted by NiK! at
3:09 AM
