Freaky Friday
As I was walking to my parked car during lunchtime today, I had one of my regularly thought-provoking, sometimes nonsensical, sometimes true-genius, epiphanies.
There I was crossing a packed Kuala Lumpur back-alley, walking past a throng of 200+ women out shopping on their lunch breaks, when the epiphany hit me like a bolt of lightning.
Revealing to me new vistas to explore, emboldening my demeanour, and giving me a confidence boost like none before.
See, today I came upon the realization (after moving offices to KL for the past three weeks, and existing as a true-blue KLite), that:
There I was crossing a packed Kuala Lumpur back-alley, walking past a throng of 200+ women out shopping on their lunch breaks, when the epiphany hit me like a bolt of lightning.
Revealing to me new vistas to explore, emboldening my demeanour, and giving me a confidence boost like none before.
See, today I came upon the realization (after moving offices to KL for the past three weeks, and existing as a true-blue KLite), that:
(1) There's MORE women in KL than men!
(2) There's even LESS Quality Eligible Men around KL from that already minutely small group of men!
(2) There's even LESS Quality Eligible Men around KL from that already minutely small group of men!
And that, ladies & gents, was the heartfelt realization that dawned upon me as I walked past group upon group of women of every shape, age, and size, with nary a man about. (o.k. so it was time for Friday prayers, hence explains the lack of menfolk in that back-alley I was walking thru).
My second realization however made the first point even more shocking.
You see, it's bad enough that women in KL already outnumber men by a ratio of 3 women to 1 man; what's even more depressing to most women (I feel your pain honey, tell you what: drop me a line and I'll try to find some free time in my oh-ever-SO packed schedule to give you some TLC) is that even among that dwindlingly minute group of men; there's even LESS Quality Men that are eligible!!!
That hot, balmy, afternoon day in back-alley KL; I realized my calling in life.
I am destined to be an eligible Man of Quality.
And it is my life's purpose to sherperd the other LOST (eligible) men of KL towards becoming Men of Quality themselves.
So listen to me my brothers, let go of your limiting beliefs, stop wasting your life chasing after ONE woman that won't even give you the time of day (when there's another ten out there just waiting to find the ONE that will sweep them off their feet and show them the time of their lives), and start living the life that you were destined to live.
This is the Millenium-lah brader....open your eyes to the possibillities that lay upon you!
Until my next post,
NiK!
When not busy leading the flying investment banker life, NiK! divides his time between geeky endeavours such as reading graphic novels (comic books for adults), downloading porn/pirated music, and reviewing movies; with the life altering task of building Men of Quality out of the sea of LOST men in eligible KL.
My second realization however made the first point even more shocking.
You see, it's bad enough that women in KL already outnumber men by a ratio of 3 women to 1 man; what's even more depressing to most women (I feel your pain honey, tell you what: drop me a line and I'll try to find some free time in my oh-ever-SO packed schedule to give you some TLC) is that even among that dwindlingly minute group of men; there's even LESS Quality Men that are eligible!!!
That hot, balmy, afternoon day in back-alley KL; I realized my calling in life.
I am destined to be an eligible Man of Quality.
And it is my life's purpose to sherperd the other LOST (eligible) men of KL towards becoming Men of Quality themselves.
So listen to me my brothers, let go of your limiting beliefs, stop wasting your life chasing after ONE woman that won't even give you the time of day (when there's another ten out there just waiting to find the ONE that will sweep them off their feet and show them the time of their lives), and start living the life that you were destined to live.
This is the Millenium-lah brader....open your eyes to the possibillities that lay upon you!
Until my next post,
NiK!
When not busy leading the flying investment banker life, NiK! divides his time between geeky endeavours such as reading graphic novels (comic books for adults), downloading porn/pirated music, and reviewing movies; with the life altering task of building Men of Quality out of the sea of LOST men in eligible KL.
posted by NiK! at
6:06 PM
