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Monday, May 30, 2005

Darth Pervert Strikes Back!

BY R.S.N. MURALI

SEREMBAN: Factories in the Bandar Baru Nilai industrial estate have been asked to be on the lookout for the “dirty Darth Vader” as he may strike again.

State Human Resource and Environment Committee chairman Datuk Peter Lai Yit Fee said the flasher might expose himself again, when “the situation cools down.”

“He might have gone into hiding now that the police are after him.

“We only hope that the so-called Darth Vader will be caught red-handed for his indecent act,” he said yesterday, adding that the man could also be mentally unsound.

Lai said the state government has advised factories there to beef up security. He also suggested that factory managements send security guards to accompany female workers at bus stops after the night shift.

In the 7am incident on Wednesday, a man dressed as Darth Vader, the evil overlord of the Star Wars movie series, flashed himself to 15 women at a bus stop.
Barely two hours later, the man did the same to another group of workers at a nearby factory.

Meanwhile, Acting OCPD Supt Mohd Taib Latif said there were no new reports on the flasher.

“He may have gone into hiding. The police will continue to hunt for the man based on the description given by the victims (what....tall, dark, and *breathy*??) ,” he added.

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