Word of the Day : Korobushka!

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Check out the conversation that arose today concerning the Word of the Day: Korobushka!

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Scene: Me and my office mates are in the car driving towards an eatery for lunch. My favourite neo-classical music all-girl group, Bond was playing on the CD player in the car.

Tim: What the fuck do you have playing on the stereo Nik ?! It sucks!

Nik: Are you for real ? It's the bloody Bond girls man....u know, the 4 scantily-clad hot babes brandishing various classical instruments playing a mix of trance and classical music!

Tim: Fuck you and your bad taste in music Nik. Gawd! No wonder your life is so pathetic! You're never gonna get a girl to get in bed with you, judging by the music you listen to...... you guys are lucky he's playing Bond today, Nik had the whole bloody Star Wars soundtrack on the other day.....

Officemate 1: Dude, you listen to the Star Wars movie soundtrack during your free time?!Geek!

Officemate 2: Hahahahahaha,I didn't even know movies had soundtracks.

Nik: Guys, guys, guys....just shut up a minute and LISTEN to that wailing violin tune. It's called 'Korobushka' by Bond and it's a Russian theme that they usually play during their traditional festivities. Listen to the violin tune getting faster and faster....it's kinda 'Tetris'ish innit ?

Officemate 2: yeah...I'm definitely feelin the Tetris vibe there...

Officemate 1: Tetris is like SO 1980s! It still sucks nonetheless.....

Tim: Yeah it sucks dogs bollocks and I pity you dude. No woman on this god-given earth is ever gonnae shake her booty to that tune. Gawd, remind me never to ask you to go clubbing with me.

I wonder what weird dance moves you'd come up with on the dance floor....

Nik: U guys wait....just wait....I'll have the last laugh one day....u just see....I'm gonna go out there and bag myself a woman who appreciates this kinda music and we sure as hell are going to get it on to the tunes of Korobushka!

Officemate 2: Hahahahaha...fat chance dude!

Officemate 1: Hear, hear!

Nik: U'll see...u just wait and see, one day I tell ya....u guys are gonna like call me up during the weekend to go out for drinks...then there it'd be with my hot babe who picks up the phone and in her breathy sexy voice going: Nik can't get to the phone right now...we're KOROBUSHKA-ing.... and then u'd hear the sweet tunes of the violins as she hangs up on you losers!

Tim: Sigh.....guys...looks like we have a definite geek-loser on our hands here.

Officemate 1: Hear, hear!

NiK: Why you bastards! I oughtta.....

Officemate 2: Errr...Nik, shouldn't you be watching the road while you're driving?

Tim: Watch out for that big lorry!

*Swerves car out of danger and crashes into a stray dog instead*

Screeecchh! Whizz, Bang, Crash!

Nik: Uhh...what do you guys think about having lunch at the hospital cafeteria instead?

Remember the word of the day ppl! : "KOROBUSHKA-ing"

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