California, Californiaaaa Here We Commmeeeee!

Wo-hoo!

It's times like this that I love Malaysia for being a haven for pirated goods!

I just got back from Low Yatt Plaza during lunchtime and guess what treasure have I bagged from our oh-so friendly neighbourhood DVD pirate ?

What treasure is it that has got our resident geek jumping with joy?!

Well, it's the one, the only, pirated version of THe O.C. Season One Boxed set!

(I know, i know some of you guys would now go "Sheesh, this guy sure has lost his marbles! but I digress)

An original boxed set would cost me something close to RM 300+ and burn a huge hole in my wallet......now courtesy of the friendly neighbourhood DVD pirate, I only need to shell out a RM 95 to enjoy the same delights as other OC fans around the world.

I love Piracy! ;-p

Disclaimer: As long as Piracy means I'm paying relatively the same price as the fans in Europe and US, it's fine with me. Hollywood has billions already, they can do without the extra money from Asia. Local piracy (when local product gets pirated) is a no-no!

Heh-heh I'm SUCH a hypocrite!

California, Californiaaaaaa, Here We Commmmmeeeee!

Menace 2 Society!

I am a certified Menace 2 Society.

There I was driving with the Mercedes which JUST came out of the workshop after a major accident 3 months back.

The front bonnet had been repainted, I had cleaned and waxed the car 'til its golden hues shined like the rays of the sun itself.

Basically the car was the Mac-daddy of all Mercedes that fine Saturday afternoon.

Then I HAD to do it again.

Yep u guessed it boys and girls......I got into an accident AGAIN......

I'm a retard when it comes to driving in KL...and it shows especially, when I got into an accident again on the SAME day the car just came out of the bloody workshop.

To make matter worse, the car I hit wasn't even moving!

I was trying to get into a parking spot at a shopping complex in downtown KL (which shall remain nameles for now) in between a Proton Wira and a 4-Wheel Drive.

Well, I must've got the angle coming in wrong; 'cos before I knew it, *BANG!* I had hit the corner of the parked car.

After cursing to myself out loud and putting on my worried face (there were bystanders ok, I had to look innocent), I came out and checked for damages. Thank god Mercedes make exceedingly good cars 'cos there was only a scratch on my front bumper. The locally made Proton Wira however had a huge dent on the panelling near the tire.

After the concerned bystanders left, happy and convinced that I was going to leave my phone number on the other car's windscreen or summat, I hot-tailed it out of there and just parked outside of the mall.

I know, i know, i'm SUCH a bastard for doing that....but what the fu- would YOU do if u were in my position instead ?

Beg ur father to pay for damages to ANOTHER accident JUST after he had finished paying for ur previous accident ?!

Tell me if u would do things differently....I'd like to give you a pat on the back for being such a law abiding, goody-two shoed moron........

So Lesson of the Day: Desparate Times calls for Desperate Measures....

and oh yeah...I'm a cheating, lying bastard that would do ANYTHING to get his ass out of the firing line! Hey at least I'm honest about it..... ;-p

Censorship

I really think it's retarded.

The Malaysian Government has gone too far and censored way too much content!

What am I referring to ?

Well, there I was, just lazing in front of Astro on Saturday morning, listening to tunes on MTV and Channel V. As I was singing along to Maroon 5's latest single release; "She Will Be Loved" I noticed ONE humongous error !

WTF is wrong with the Malaysian Government that they had to CENSOR a bloody lyric in a hit song ?!

The first line of "She Will Be Loved" goes like this:
"Beauty Queen of only Seventeen...."

And guess WTF our Censorship board did?! They went and changed the lyrics to:
"Beauty Queen of only Eighteen..."

Just 'cos the legal age for sex in Malaysia is eighteen years old instead of seventeen.

I'm like....HELLO!

We Malaysians are not some fu- idiots that will listen to a hit tune and decide to experiment with sex JUST because a hit tune says it's ok to do it at seventeen years of age. Just what the hell do those ministers sitting in their 'kementerians' think the current Malaysian youth are like these days?!

Retarded and so easily led by something as innocent as a lyric to a hit tune?!

Instead of spending government time and money censoring this kind of minor stuff, they should focus on how to educate young teens and adults about the importance of protection if they DO decide to have sex. Set up support groups for those single-young mothers that are now with another mouth to feed and the weight of society's censure against them.

Just do something bloody constructive with tax-payer's money for f-k's sake!

I work my ass off to pay tax and this kinda actions are the best the Government can come up with?!

I mean you could preach to high heavens about how pre-marital sex is wrong in religion's view and how you should abstain from it, but people are people...and the more sacred something is...the more enjoyable it is to break the rule.

So Dato'-dato' YB sekalian....instead of pandering to the 'kolot' censorship ideologies...try stepping into the 21st Century for god's sake and start rectifying problems that NEED seeing to..not doing some minor2 stuff that'll just look good on paper but in actuality, have no actual worth.

Funny or Demented ?

Heh heh.

I crack myself up sometimes.

Here's an example of an e-mail conversation I had with someone at the office this morning:

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NiKmail wrote:
Hey man...so how's the new director that just came into ur office this morning. His mustache makes him look garang-lah!

Officemate replied:
Ok-lah. Just met him this morning at the departmental meeting....seems allright, will let u know more later... hehehe...we sound like girls.

NiKmail replied:
Heh heh.

Ur right mate...I just realised that myself after I typed in the original e-mail asking how the new director's like. ;-p

*Brain*: "Now why the fu- would I wanna know how hot the new director is ? Gay!"

*Subconcious*: "Well....it sounded like a good plan while I was typing it out.... U know being friendly is never bad...u never know who's gonna pull u up the corporate ladder in the future..."

*Stomach*: "I'm hungry......could we have something ELSE besides FRUITS for lunch ?"

*Brain*: "Shut it! I'm having a serious conversation with the Subconcious now, fer fu- sake. Can't you see I'm busy?! Moan, moan, moan, that's all you useless body parts are good for innit? Why do I have to be the one that tells you all to do everything?......go and break down some food in the digestive tract or summat!"

*Stomach*: "But I've broken down today's breakfast already...it was FRUITS again! Dieting sucks....Bollocks!"

*Testicles*: "Yoo-hoo...did someone call for me?"

*Subconcious*: Slowly runs & slips away as the brain get into a cat fight with the constantly hungry stomach and the 'ballsy' testicles.

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I'm demented most times!

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Malas

It's been ages since I last updated this blog.

Blame it on the recent Raya celebrations.

Blame it on the Ramadan / fasting month before it.

Blame it on being busy as hell at the workplace during the fasting month.

Whateva it is, I constantly have shedloads of ideas and thoughts in my mind, just not the time to write it down and share it with you here on this blog.

WILL find the time to do so....fear not faithful readers (do I EVEN have them in the first place ;-p ), I'll TRY to update this blog in the future from time to time.

Say 2-4 posts a week ?

See ya for now, but do come back and see what schemes & antics I've been up to (well, if I do decide to get up to any antics-lah....)

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